Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Something To Brag About


Well, well, well...all hope isn't lost after that heartbreaking defeat to Kentucky. It appears that recent IU graduate Aaron Waltke helped cheer up the IU fanbase by breaking the world record for most T-shirts worn at once!


My question is this: Would it be within NCAA rules to allow Waltke to play for IU's basketball team w/ all those shirts on. Let's face it folks, even with the added muscle, Ben Allen ain't got nothing on Waltke. We need to do whatever can can to beef up our interior and if that means 160 shirts and bringing back an IU Grad who proclaims: It turns out that "The Science of Sleep" is a biopic about my love life. So be it!